Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Jungle camp 2017 – day 13: Jens Büchner needs to go – STAR

He’s been out yesterday, but the spirit of Alexander “Honey” Keen, you’ll still continue through the jungle camp. The six remaining campers went to the “Honey-memory-test” – the jungle test, which had denied the Bronchichi because of the thick neck. There is nothing used yet: The campers the words to the Spell. Thomas “Icke” Häßler believed, you write foul language in the beginning with a V, Florian Wess spelled Arachnophobia with a G. “Oh, a single dyslexic group,” said Hanka Rackwitz. And that was not even the greatest misery of day 13:

jungle camp-pain in the ass of the day:

no, for once, it was Marc Terenzi, the constantly subtitled American Stripper, who turns out to be in the jungle camp as a puritanical “rules”-Keeper. Term showed stutziger as he is in the jungle test the buxom bra-males from Bad schmiedeberg. Jens Büchner by annealing, even for small stress the wires. Free to Til Schweiger: Schlotze in the head. So the Spell: the carpet Python is in the Jenser Teppichopython or so. Dressed as ostriches he had to hold on later with Florian Wess oversized eggs in the Nest. He succeeded tolerably. Annoying also his constant declarations of Love to his family and Fans. To encourage walk-in customers to make Calls, he said, “I’m incredible”, but probably meant that he can’t believe it all. We also do not.

quote of the day:

Oh, what the day of the week is, if not the entire season: “High Class”, characterized by the to his misfortune, still without success then the rest of the Florian. “High Class” he always calls when something great finds-like, from the top quality. He is motivated, therefore, presumably, itself. Attention! Please do not confuse this with the friendly welcome from people who happen to wear the lovely first name as a certain Mr Heufer-Umlauf.

Hero of the day:

Once again the pithy Marc. Courageous and brave as he rolled shapeless Wacker stones through the Camp, to protect just about Hanka prior to their obtaining fantasized “revenge of the spider”. “It’s a big spider. A fucking huge Spider on its legs”, he described the dangerous creepers. Hanka thanked almost irony-free with your “Heroe”, and put on him a preliminary jungle crown from only a puny blade. The Beast.

Live commentary

jungle camp day 13

“We are punished by her” – Kader Loth poisoned against Hanka Rackwitz

Jens Maier

quote of the day:

“is not even real! These are just a few leaves, of which there are here enough.” Kader Loth analyzed, tough the so-called jungle crown. Everything is just fucking leaves. No Diamonds. No Beads. Nothing Bling-Bling. Alternative facts for the most experienced of all the Reality TV Crusaders? Pfft! The “biggest challenge” in the Camp, something else: Hanka is for the squad anyway. The wool are “in focus”. Terribly. “The talks throughout the day. The singing throughout the day.” If there is not someone lese majeste suspects.

Was out of the litter of the day:

actually, from the day before. Because in retrospect, the expulsion of “Honey was talking” through the absurd Beautiful even funnier than they already have: “Not for a second was my Ambition, king of the jungle,” he lied, grinning into the camera. The coronation came after that. Honey had a message for all his newfound Fans: “I hope we see us out there all the time and do Selfies!” Can’t you think up to you. The Camp then, but Jens had to leave on day 13. Well, the jungle is a once in a year.

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