Saturday, January 14, 2017

Jungle camp 2017: day 1 – Come with me to the roaches, expensive country! – MIRROR ONLINE

Creaking, it opens its doors again, which forced most, low-threshold adult education in the country. The pants optional cockroaches College, the only “Studium Generale”, the Ömchen wrest his folding seat tedious annoying art history.

What we have not already learned everything in the jungle camp! We have acquired a basic knowledge about the structure of the Greek tragedy, sometimes in 14 days “I’m a celebrity, get me out of here”Camp greater insights into human moron mechanisms gained in 14 semesters of studies in Sociology, and a clue can’t get that in the jungle is actually different than at home: “The place looks like in the Teutoburg forest, Detmold”, taught in the last year Notdozent Gunter Gabriel.

inaugural lecture has been launched for this year a classic of social psychology. First of all, you can be the camp of a dozen independently in two groups, then according to a (measured in the previous years) a relatively unspectacular arrival to the Camp – no Screech, no Collapsing, no Kasalla – in small trials of a need to compete in duels against each other, while the rest of the campers to watch.

It is almost a bit of a fad, like unexpectedly unzimperlich the most in your classic jungle Schikänchen add and actual effort. Connoisseurs reminded of this Arrangement, of course, in an Experiment by the social psychologist Robert Zajonc, the cockroaches in 1969, a gaggle of kitchen-simple tasks – once alone, and once, while a group of spectators watched cockroaches. The result surprised no one has ever had to the punishment of desolate Federal youth games through suffering: If you have been observed, came the scraping faster.

in Front of an audience on runs, and-consequently-also the yet easily of Underperformers-Muff umflorte Mallorca-Jenser to the high form, as he has to fish against the fight smile Honey the bet star out of disgust intense-filled vats. “Of course, with the mouth,” says, of course, Sonja Zietlow, and yay!, you may scraping at the traditional IBES Bingo the first box, quickly followed by “don’t break!” and “suck!”. After dinner, Gina-Lisa and Florian to the bet thick caterpillars, Nicole zimpert to fish around in the waste, the usual.

in fact, the current Vintage at the kick-off is still a bit behind the expectations, but be of good cheer: This is sure to be yet. Finally, significant treatment indicated already in the catchment broadcast a minimum of six strängchen that will win in the next few days, hopefully, depth.

“you can Swallow it”

1. The quite probable Floney-Romance: Even savvy most Fanfiction-writers and writers of the Zierpuschel was shaking tremendously at the Lieblingskuli, as Honey in his idea of the film putinesk with naked upper body on a beach ride. When Florian hit him came at her first, together then expound that Honey filmed for a Facebook posting in the shower and extremely gross motor genital imagery had operated, barst Twitter immediately under the quickly forged common cuddly name “Floney”. As the result of a Honey then extremely as a Ladies’ Man gerierte and a few too many “Hehehe…schwuuuul”-comments in Florian’s direction desisted (for example, the made consumption test: “can Swallow it”), was also the most prudish Klemmofanten clear: Here is sure to be touched soon.

2. The disarmingly businesslike suffering Hanka: So clear and open, you went, with its various pathological disorders, compulsions and Fear of germs, touch, the world that you Wet thought all the beautiful out of nicknames for you (Hankle! Sagrotanka!) immediately flush shame down the toilet to. Particularly touching: your fingers-Minimal rip-off version, because you a real High five would probably have to bazillolös. Immediately as the official greeting IBES-friends to introduce!

3. The inlet of the Dümmeline Sarah Joelle: “I’m really not a thinker”, told you, as you in your test cockroaches-filled diving bell, an estimation question to answer: when was Sydney founded? “1920″, according to the estimated opponent’s squad, which was already bad, but Sarah Joelle put up with “1930!”, a few dull Dull. In 1788, would also have been right.

Kader Loth – the castle theatermimin the trash of the world

4. The squad cal art of acting: The funny, pumplippige woman with the Panda eye makeup to understand your craft: As a castle theatermimin the trash of the world, she excelled in the role of mindless Schnütchens, always said, “I have understood!”, if you had no idea, asked for an explanation of the Rule, about 200 Times, “and if not?” and shone with dementia-saving Aden as “A weak link? What member is that?” When boarding the helicopter slipped from her any real slip of the tongue: “I’m a little flight of fancy”, but it was in Freud too shabby. In addition to the Doofirolle no indignation can be as good as you: “We are mentally, morally and physically raped”, she was at the feeder to the flatbed stock.

5. The progressive Wutvermolchung of Markus. “I can jump for hours through the garden and me with water-filled syringes. I am a Dolphin”, he gave in front of the entrance to the semischamanistischen world of the spirit, in the Camp, he meditated the pattern to be valid – but maybe only to even more power for the upcoming wrath of outbreaks. Because he was dissatisfied with the condition of the drinking water container, he was already on the first day of soggy. “It is now cleaned up, and fast, is that clear?”, he ruled to the jungle telephone, consumed at the time of their examination, but to the likes of all sorts, which it refused Fräulein Menke a priori conceivable succinctly with “nee”: Sand and mealworms, Kotzfrucht, rat tail, Turkey testicles. Pig brain to the urine sauce, he refused to do, after a short sniff test in nearly kaderesker question cascade: “This is Pusche? Pusche? Pusche?”

“Who has told, also has a Lover,”

6. The continuation of Ortega’s educational work. Hooray, finally a new words! “It is important to inspire with Charmantität someone with good looks,” said the Jenser, and immediately rummaged glad the only slightly schmuddelte vocabulary, that was after the early dismissal of the precarious lecturers Dr. Ortega last Semester is still half empty. And, maybe you need this year is more of a poetry album, because Fräulein Menke-haute-quite a few good motivation spells out: “anyone Who has a Hater, even Lover. Who has nothing, has bad luck”, for example, or: “Annoyed, I made a mistake.” The latter reminded wistfully of Larissa’s “If I annoy you, do you not nervous.” “Eating and being eaten,” mused also Gina-Lisa at the campfire and I fell in love with so much deep meaning directly into the Hessian native idiom; “Unn what is the name of the say? Life…Fighting…and respect, somehow, I can’t think of it now.” Charmantität pure!

You do not need to worry about the potential authorization of this season, so for the time being. This can be good. And that’s why now all.

Come with me into the scrape-tax country, the entrance fee is the mind.

the candidate:

Gina-Lisa Lohfink, Ex-talent show-Participant
Jens Büchner, Ex-talent show-participants
miss Menke, musician (New German wave) and UPS Paketbotin
Thom’s Häßler, Ex-professional football player
Sarah Joelle, Ex-talent show-Participant
Nicole Mieth, Ex-Soapdarstellerin
Markus Majowski, actor and the face
, Marc Terenzi, singer and Stripper
Hanka Rackwitz, TV-Broker
Florian Wess, It Boy
Kader Loth, Model and TV presenter
Alexander “Honey” Keen, Ex-boyfriend of an Ex-talent show Contestant

Here are the RTL jungle camper 2017 in the plug-in letter.

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jungle camp episode 1: Friday, 13. January 2017 at 21.15 PM
jungle camp episode 2: Saturday, 14. January, 2017 22: 15
jungle camp episode 3: Sunday, 15. January, 2017 22: 15
jungle camp episode 4: Monday, 16. January, 2017 22: 15
jungle camp episode 5: Tuesday, 17. January, 2017 22: 15
jungle camp episode 6: Wednesday, 18. January, 2017 22: 15
jungle camp episode 7: Thursday, 19. January, 2017 22: 15
jungle camp episode 8: Friday, 20. January, 2017 22: 15
jungle camp episode 9: Saturday, 21. January, 2017 22: 15
jungle camp episode 10: Sunday. 22. January, 2017 22: 15
jungle camp episode 11: Monday, 23. January, 2017 22: 15
jungle camp episode 12: Tuesday, 24. January, 2017 22: 15
jungle camp episode 13: Wednesday, 25. January, 2017 22: 15
jungle camp episode 14: Thursday, 26. January, 2017 22: 15
jungle camp episode 15: Friday, 27. January, 2017 22: 15
the jungle camp – The Grand Finale: Saturday, 28 . January, 2017 22: 15
the jungle camp – The great reunion: Sunday, 29. January 2017
the jungle camp – The aftermath: Saturday, 11. February 2017

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