Thursday, January 28, 2016

Jungle camp 2016: Brigitte is out – best of the rhetorical liver hook – SPIEGEL ONLINE

On day 13, experienced Dschungelcampisten know this, comes the collapse. Although the goal is already in Augenzusammenkneif-view close, threatens to be a spectator now abandon: You feel as Helena talks, has in Camp preprogram the new “Bachelor” on the Blödi quiz question “Where is the Villa of the Bachelors” for “B) Magdeburg” already called three times and would now like to close my eyes, just very briefly, although we know that this would be the end, really, very briefly, you do not sleep so, one has to hear about, snoring noise.

From this jungle agony Rescued surprising an unexpected premium consequence will be to draw on the long Finally it came to the already schwülgewittrig in the air hanging showdown between Helena and Thorsten from which you look at Please note the following Thorsten want-Kasallizismen for further use.

“I’m not a man, I am a man”

hobby Surrealist legacy surprised with a subtle reminder of René Magritte’s painting “This is not a pipe “which of course is a whistle. “I leave here not stupid dress from the side, just because you think you’re a man,” Helena had previously granted to him with their increasingly creepy Trademark lethargy-gurdy and Thorsten thus sustainably confused. And the viewer the same time – one looks at him and thinks: This is not a pipe. Although, perhaps.

“First, I know that no, secondly, I do not even know that, and thirdly, I’ve never seen a show.”

And still a nice reference to one of the big Disser our time: “That was never in Paris, we do not know,” Karl Lagerfeld chased his time his artful Heidi Klum-vilification. Thorsten combines the old-Move with a double Legat-denial. That’s old Promibox School, which he still takes three more rhetorical liver hook: “Do not call me friend, Miss”

“I am the first who gets off on the highway, when a man beats a woman!”

“Now the sophistication plays a special answer.”

A clear points victory for Thorsten, you’d think, would not Helena actually already in the first round the slugfest with a technical knockout opted for:

“So a person like you would never enter my apartment at Celebrity Dinner” hurts

Autschi that. The ultimate Precarious Celebrity Diss, then nothing can come basically.

So who will survive the next few days by both? Pest or Kasalla? Team buddy or team Miss? One is righteous undecided, then you stumble on Twitter about a really unique Anagram oracle: Only coincidence that can be the letters of the name “Thorsten Legat” to “Make throne” reassemble

The rest of the night you spend? thus, further immerse themselves in the name of mysticism and scrawled with trembling hand on Drops-Wrapping letters back and forth to push. From the Legat-letters also “Athlete strong” and “steely God” can accordingly form. While “Helena Fuerst” also is suitable for today’s uproar about “babbles dishonor” to match the hairdo and to previous slumps to “fringe howled” and, most beautiful Fund to “Hateful sneer” (“hassenswertem sneer”) can create. Inevitably, you will have to run tomorrow a classical entrails to determine further clues to the winner of this Konfro pairing.

Completely unaffected cemented Menderes with another over polite completed jungle test his favorite role to the jungle crown (and should consider as a B-side for his “thank you” single on the basis of his overabundant used motivational mantra necessarily a cover version of the band Pulp eye: “K’mon People”).

Oh, and Brigitte flew out, but that made in Germany really only Jürgen affected.

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