Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Dschungelcamp 2016 days 5: The Gunter transition and its consequences – SPIEGEL ONLINE

. 1 When eating Thorsten Helena on

His place in Kasalla-Walhalla has Thorsten located erschnabuliert honestly yesterday at the jungle test as a brave Knabberkrieger: Without grumbling he ate large portions of rat tail, Faul eggs, anus, worms and – a particularly handsome incident – “udder of Provence”, while the zugesellte him for this task woman with Klöppelfrisette only madammig gnawing at the remaining manageable Ekelkost. “Üäh, bah, disgusting, näää”, Helena accompanied this process with leieriger Schauder chat – and presented so sure they will not be elected in the next test for this performance definitely return. Well not really. Neenee determined, viewers since pity me her that is sure to turn out well!

While the Princess thus again proved that “Helena” and “bright” probably rather not have the same root word (the final etymological examination by Prof. Dr. phil. Ortega stands as outstanding), showed the current coach of FC Remscheid that he is not technically motivation behind top coach Pep Guardiola must hide. As a “super super super” designated Pep particularly fond of dedicated players, with “down down down” his bald brother struggled at camp, Helena to move to Schlunzverzehr: “world-class, you’re a cool woman!”

The Gar-not-times-so-bright-na went to their savings contribution for very solid rating profit then on top of that on direct Konfro the schlingfreudigen Thorsten who unexpectedly did not react with batch PA Pam !, but ghandiesker serenity. But a long time he is the fermenting Wutsäfte, the seething Kasalla Lava can no longer hold in its interior.

Interesting bonus question about the camp addition: If Thorsten actually apply thereafter while watching TV, as Helena suggested him snippy? After the entry threshold in jurisprudence, as her example shows clearly is so low that even a hamster in slippers she could pass effortlessly, a beautiful lawyer series would probably be something for Thorsten. Maybe in a on “Boston Legal” ajar Series: “Bochum Legat”

2.. When

must finally someone else to check how much the lowest instincts at the thought as well as pleasantly purring loll and pleasant the Plauze hold out to Crawl: The increasingly battered Princess (Pro-Tip for Carnival: just staple two pounds of cooked macaroni on a bathing cap – ready is the Höllena hairstyle) has in tests but only average entertainment potential!. How would it be, for example, time with Ricky, behind whose sugary Grins facade possibly but only hides a poisonous little man with ever more mysterious Frisierentscheidungen?

. 3 Can the music selection actually be even better

In Rolfs long, arduous journey to the loo einzuspielen the theme song of the undertaker series “Six Feet Under” – Chapeau! “Devil May Cry” from the soundtrack of “Hunger Games” while Höllena gearing up for the jungle test – delicious idea! But actually, already this year’s Relay song “Hey Everybody” by 5 Seconds of Summer pure closer text viewing Hohn gold, he reported but about the precarious lives of people with ausgemaxten credit and otherwise verjubelten Penunzen, where an auspicious payday is before our eyes: “Hey, we do not have to live this way / We can all get some, yeah, we can all get paid. “

lamentable that by Gunter voluntary departure for health reasons (” In the end I fall apart here slowly “) a beautiful song from his own repertoire could no longer be played, which would have his accompanied with nasty haze defecation accompanied most beautifully:” They called him Puma “

4?. Is Rolf ripe for the Iffland-Ring?

Rolf and Gunter, the grandfathers of oldies were so torn apart. Whereby still to clarify whether the man is not simply delivers the panties hood in camp a histrionic highlight that should be honored with one of the highest rates mimes. Is he really the harmless but a savvy strategist or Tatterich? This currently still impossible question to answer is quasi the jungle version of Netflix Mitkniffeldoku “Making a Murderer”.

So to draw you can see here how Rolf can result from its Behelfszivi Jürgen to the toilet. “Wow, that must be made clean”, so the result of the venerable Hygienebeschau – abundantly clear that it will not be Rolf, the scrubs as always notoriously verstuhlten sanitation. Wonderfully well, as he begged David at merging the camps with Jammerstimmchen a morsel beetroot – a direct recommendation, if the biblical parable of the rich man and Lazarus (Lk 16,19-31) should be once filmed. “How do you say here?” Rolf asked on Day 4. “How many are we?” He asked on Day 5 – “Who am I?” And works so persistently the inevitable contrary. Move there he unmasked by the way still supposed morality Proppen as Brigidde and Ricky that agree whispering, trying to no longer care about the capricious old.

. 5 What has this Jungle Season taught us so far?

In any case, a couple of nice new concepts for everyday life. After Kasalla and Konfro more complex idioms were yesterday in IBES Telekolleg gone through, which can be smoothly integrated into your own language:

  • “Admit it, you’ve got the but just fully angelovt”: Originally from Sophia addressed to the balzbereiten David. Is an elegant opening passage for each search zeal scene
  • “You’re number 18, which never is used with me”. Directed by Thorsten embossed on Helena football analogy. Taugt for patents Universal Diss
  • “Bring me NEN driver”. Groaned by Gunter in his capitulation in the jungle telephone. Can generously causing injustice in all situations be whispered, whether Erdkäs query, improper foot care treatment or tough meeting. . As a second stage Kasalla a matte “Get the car” follow up on
  • “You look just like this one, just different”: from – how could it be otherwise – David directed charmierender view to Nathalie. The free pass for all Recognition problems.

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