Of course it’s crazy, “Wetten, dass ..?” The last mission to start with a presentation of the Fantastic Four. They play their new single, “And off”. Back to the top of the end of a broadcast at the end of German music. There are people who have no future on a stage and then welcome Markus Lanz, a man for whom “Wetten, dass ..?” will always be a bad past.
Lanz grins. Markus Söder and Wolfgang Bosbach sit in the front row. The CSU party was still raging just in Nuremberg. CSU and “Wetten, dass ..?” Which will fit well together. Persevere, even in bad times. The CSU and “Wetten, dass ..?” are relics of an ancient time. Curious relic. Messages from a country that does not actually exist anymore. The old Federal Republic. A bit inward. A bit supportive of the state. Worthies. But somehow cute.
Lanz is located in the center of the Fantastic Four. The mid-forties Society. The program is only eight years older than the band, yet it feels as if the mission of the Father and the band’s son. Both joined by their bourgeois unmistakably one another and yet from other generations. One is reminded of Michi Beck’s bedroom, as the first songs were there, the first “organic cigarettes” as Smudo says. So you do not dare to say hashish cigarette, cute.
Saint Bernard and charity
Olli Dittrich comes He formerly hosted the outside bets. Endzeitstimmung. Showdown as in Western. Grizzled and extra sloppy shaved men sit in a circle and talk about times when the hair was still full. Dittrich’s eyes are dull and red. Faithful, like a St. Bernard, who gets his charity. Stories about Rudi Carrell and wigs and this and that.
Switch to the outside bet. A parking garage at Nuremberg Airport. Surprisingly, not the Christmas Market. Surprisingly, no bet à la “if not at least 340 Nuremberg verkleidetet come to the Christmas market Christkindl, Markus Lanz bathes in Nuremberg Bratwurst sausage meat”. All different and yet the same. Later, a young man is climbing on the exterior of the car park.
“For mi he was approachable”
Actually Wladimir Klitschko wanted to come, says Markus Lanz in blue Samtsakko. But Klitschko’s wife now have a child. The Klitschko has of course done well. When he got the invitation nine months ago, he told his wife the same.. “You Sweetheart, let’s have a baby, the lance sucks again And so the Klitschko is not here today Spare guests skater Kathi Witt and downhill skiers Hermann Maier.
astray, how do you know the teeth get, you think to yourself, when you look Kathi Witt’s teeth. She tells of her first stakes and Hermann Maier looks just on the floor. A bit concerned, a bit like he could not stand Kathi Witt.
One is reminded of Michael Jackson. ” For mi he was approachable, “says Hermann Maier” A poor man actually “Lanz turns Kathi Witt.” He was a huge Musicians “Applause for this set from the audience.” He smelled a plastic flower.. He is probably very lonely, “Witt predicts further.
It takes actually bet thirty minutes to. Cheerleaders appear. Teenage girls on the cusp of adulthood, on the border of dance and Lolita fantasy.
make girls, the men cheer for sports. girls, the men, the men want to see in sports, hot. They go hand in hand clean. The cheerleaders of Elmshorn Fighting Pirates. 15, 16 are these girls. Sexualised things. Kindchenschema. Made up. Short skirts.
The sexist roles of the ZDF
You bet, flying, to be able to hang ten garments in five meters high on a clothesline. You can see her very naked thighs. They have bows in her hair. And then throws a bunch of girls getting one up. girl fling girl up.
try to hang garments on a leash. Another girl has the clothespin attached. Red chemise, a blue vests. Lanz calls “yes!”. Well, in any case, they hang laundry. . Too bad, of course, that there are no thongs or tip Cours Agen
The roles are clearly at ZDF: girls between 15 and 16 need to look sexy, short skirts carry and hang laundry. As a special treat, the last to be suspended garment is a pink bra.
The bet win the girls of course. “We look again some nice slow motion,” says Lance. The few perverts front of the TV will be pleased. Hermann Maier performing a dance and one wonders a little if the ZDF is really only a program by old men for old men.
animal faeces and in the front row sits the CSU
at the farewell is, always, remember. Old cutouts. Lippi, Frank Elstner, Thomas Gottschalk. Sarah Connors Peepshow. Ursula von der Leyen in Hugh Jackman’s arms. Tom Hanks with headgear.
And people who smell of animal faeces. For this purpose the comment: “CSU members have then noted a decline of morals”. And today sits the CSU in the front row. We see also “Wetten, dass ..?” changed and the CSU.
Bully, Elton and Otto come. People, consisting of only first names are dangerous. Otto, you should know that, of course, was at that time in the studio when the young man Samuel Koch jumped over the running, driven by his father car and so had an accident that he can not run until today.
Getting Started tells the same jokes as 1963. “Today I have an Arab hairstyle -. Achsachmawadamahaardran” Elton is also badly shaved. Bully anyway. It’s a bit tragic
And again, exactly as in the cheerleading bet. “Wetten, dass ..?” is a Men’s broadcast. Men talk with men. In all age versions. In between sitting times a sausage in dress, not Conchita, but Kathi Witt.
And young women depend on bras. Otherwise male men humor. What you should emphasize, however, the Slipper by Otto are pretty good. With Toddeln front of it. And like Kathi Witt, really mad, what you can do with modern Zahnchirugie. Otto’s teeth look niegelnagelneu. White. Bleaching. Madness.
Children bet in sex Hehe Haha context
A Child bet there are. The seven-year-old Paul has to lick sausage dogs of their own hands. And the leak style he wants to see the dogs. The young Paul sits on a throne. As a small, syrupy sweet prince.
Lanz lubricates him liverwurst on hand. “Licking tender,” says Paul. “And a long time.” Otto grins, as a real horny-Otty grin while the dog licks Abby Paul’s hand. “Screw you hard,” says Bell. “Licking wild,” says Paul. It is to be ashamed of. Everything is in a sex Hehe Haha context. The audience finds it scream.
” Leonardo DiCaprio can too, but with 22 models, “Lanz kids now. And the front sits still a small, innocent boy. You do not even know what to say. “Licking tender. Licking tender,” Paul repeated. “Is it the Caesar?” And one thinks again of the filth of the lance and Otto and Bully.
And why is so old, yet so horny men given a board. “We throw away any food here,” says Lance after Paul won bet. A golden retriever licking the fallen liverwurst on.
Leak-jokes in front of children, the ordinary old man, that you can send. But cheap sausage that has to be licked by dogs. Because you do not throw away. “A very great bet, Paul,” says Lance.
The longer the program lasts, the longer it all goes, the greater is this natural aggression toward the program, against the creators, versus time, from which this program.
“He’s one of the great Hollywood actors. The next guest has brought a new movie. ‘Night at the Museum 3′. ” Ben Stiller has to go through the usual indignities that must endure an American actor on German television. The German-test. “What word can you?” “She’s talk Christmas Market from.” And so on.
Another Einspieler who times when there was and looked like. Karl Lagerfeld was thick. Heidi Klum times sympathetic. And Pierce Brosnan has geknutscht the audience. And also an important finding, the more frequently Iris Berben was there, the more beautiful you were. Honestly!
Markus Lanz ‘form language
Next bet. The Blind Dave from Marburg, 18 he is betting that he may be known of click sounds using puzzle pieces. As a small submarine he does it. He clicks his tongue in the direction of a puzzle piece. The sound will be reflected differently by different shaped objects.
Dave in turn can then detect the puzzle piece on the basis of sound. He correctly identifies three out of three parts. Bet wins. Lance guides him to the cheerleaders from before. Fifteen-year-old girl who will soon be women “Here you can also special forms recognize,” says Markus Lanz as blind Dave.
Helene Fischer occurs , But much more exciting than their song, their teeth. Probably bleached, because they are so very white. Why do all the really? It looks unnatural
Jan Josef Liefers tells a little later by his band. And Helene Fischer has a huge pimple on the lower lip, which can be seen in the very definition television, even if the mask has taken great pains to put on makeup that.
Jacob from Büchenbach climbs a parking garage up and down. Faster than a rally driver. Wotan Wilke Möhring comes as a guest. And finally, Samuel Koch along with Til Schweiger. This will be the emotional highlight of the program is probably.
And of course, the accident of Samuel Cook, reminded the whole of Germany, that was probably the turning point of “Wetten, dass ..?”. It is at this point the mission finally lost its innocence. It was almost a murderer. “Wetten, dass ..?” is complicit in the chic dining room of this young man.
Lanz can actually no more than say “hello”
Markus Lanz: “.. Because I know a bit of what you suffered through you … How you tried tortured back to find in life How are you back in that hall,” wants Markus Lanz von Samuel Koch know
Samuel Koch. “Hui How’s me after this noise.?” Samuel Koch says the applause. “After this nice gesture. A little weird, I must say. Yes.”
Markus Lanz: “Have you long wondered when the request came from? “
Samuel Koch: ” Yes, I have quite back and forth considered weighed I was thinking… , all the people who work behind the camera, because I never had the opportunity to say goodbye properly. I had a stiff neck that evening. I wanted to again now reasonable to say goodbye. “
Samuel Koch says so quiet, so infinitely calm that makes it an almost fear, but also so that anyone who is experiencing this moment watching TV at home, is impressed by this rest
Markus Lanz. “You obviously have not lost your sense of humor. How about you go today, how are you health. Let us share in your life “
. Samuel Koch: ” You did me ever wondered how’s you are. And how are you yourself? “
Lanz puts his hand on Koch’s motionless hand. A dominance gesture. A, all-is-well-gesture – Lance is overwhelmed He may actually no more than say hello, “very interesting” or “very exciting” anmoderieren a topic, any Hollywood star comes in and lance are the Pausenclown
But a man face, who will sit the rest of his life, must think the rest of his life to this terrible moment in his life, this tragic moment that he indeed with has to answer for a portion of their own guilt, what makes the whole thing but no less tragic, as a man and as a subject is not equal lance. “It was your great desire to sit on the Coch up here. How was it to work with Til Schweiger, “awkward is the transition
Samuel Koch: ” Quite nice . “
Markus Lanz: ” What was it like Til “
Til Schweiger: “I can not remember. But it was very, very great. “
The limits of” Wetten, dass ..? “
“Wetten, dass ..?” comes here more than its limits. One can not tell fortunes there. You can not talk seriously about tragedies there. “Wetten, dass ..?” was always the easy angeschickerte and still half tolerated frame übergriffliche German soul on television. A bit like Rainer Brüderle before you knew how Rainer Brüderle night embroidered on hotel bars.
Then a Einspieler of Samuel Koch plays. And Lance asked Schweiger his new film Samuel is to set up a foundation. Schweiger asks who wants to support. Elton answers. Liefers answers. Kathi Witt thinks she has a foundation. “You can also have two have, “says Schweiger.
Witt remains hard. At the end Markus Lanz has tears in his eyes. His eyes are red. Unholy singing: “It is time to go.” Jacob is betting king. And “Wetten, dass ..?” is the first live television transmitting death of a public service mission. But in dignity to die better at home and not on TV.
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