Entertainment
Sunday, December 14, 2014
Cheerleader, dogs and comedian: Go to last and “longest kids birthday” of the world ZDF will give full throttle – and forgets to release the parking brake. What remains are memories of Terry suits and feel themselves as spectators to urgently need to get the plane.
It is finished. The longest suffering of the German TV landscape is over. The ZDF had “Wetten, dass ..?” With his lame workhorse finally mercy and gave him the long-overdue coup de grace. But by grace no trace! Instead, the show
winds in a death struggle, which lasted three and a half hours. Those who have believed in the last flicker of television dinosaur on the local TV to feel something like a nostalgic air of past decades, was disappointed. For in the ZDF Office seems to have taken on the task, even to lead the anguished spectators at the 215th edition of the Saturday night show at the limit of tolerability.
hopsen To kick off a couple rapping Teletubbies, better known as “The Fantastic Four”. Actually quite appropriate because the “boys” have pretty much passed its zenith at the same time as developed in 1981 by Frank Elstner format. As Lanz takes the stage at Nuremberg, he promises a great show. “We have big plans,” he says, and wants to “make a big bang”
Quick but it is clear that fine spirit lance just about empty verbiage misses. And indeed: “Wetten, dass …?” After 220 minutes it feels not as if you “part of a generation” who is proud to be “grown up with the show”. No, it feels more like a waste of life, for those responsible for ZDF, actually have to pay for pain and suffering in the form of reimbursement of broadcasting items viewers, they appear to consider that for the last Flitzpiepen.
Omi and the infinite pretzel sticks Flood
The gathering of the promo celebrities and ex-participants begins. Ice Princess Katarina Witt and skier Hermann Maier beat on. Witt was the first GDR citizen of the shipment. Equipped with the most unnatural grin duration of the sports world she reminisces. Actually, it was then indeed the Emmys invited then gave but “Wetten, dass ..?” . the advantage
skier Hermann will tell of a moment in which he “Wetten, dass ..?” Michael Jackson on – has met couch, but Ms. Witt pushes itself into the center and offers their hobby analysis at that frame of mind of the “King of Pop” for the best. Lanz finds that the poor Michael “actually a hammer-man” was or is. Since the three namely seem not to agree and talk about the music icon permanently in the present tense.
Ex-Field Reporter Olli “Dittsche” Dittrich joins in and brings charm in the booth. Lanz finds that he and Olli in their suits “look like an insurance agent”, which in the case unfortunately mainly applies to moderate his way in his. “Dittsche” is sentenced to the outside bet and the slow death show takes its course.
Now the memories of the audience back to target. There are words like family show, Omi and pretzel sticks. Who would have thought that not only Kati Witt and professional young people Smudo, but also gradually one-pack-ligand stars like the breathless Helene Fischer, Ottifantenzeichner Waalkes, Raab’s ex-Show intern Elton and ex-punk Wotan Wilke Möhring have grandmothers? And all they have always “Wetten, dass ..?” looked. And always nice to eat pretzel sticks. “Wow!” When Otto a hand puppet of sloth Sid from “Ice Age” conjures to help promote a song from his new CD in the worst playback of TV history, not only switches skier Maier in stand-by mode.
“Screw you tenderly licking wild”
“We always hold a tremendous effort to get our guests here,” says Lance. And so the betting Dino gets up for the last time and adds the monotony of a few new facets added. Lanz but finds it all “great” and interrupts the final act of the infomercial occasionally with a few bets. Cheerleaders from Elmshorn hanging laundry in five meters on a Parkour Runner is the Spider-Man and man is one letter and looks as if he were playing air guitar. “Total hammer.”
A stir a blind bet candidate who perceives its environment with the flick of the tongue by echolocation and so composed pieces makes. Children also bet ensures fuse. A boy recognizes dogs of how she suck his liver sausage from the back of the hand. With dry considerations such as: “Licking delicate” and “licks wild” it brings the room to laugh
Schlitzohr Lanz ruined that moment but immediately by mentioning Leonardo DiCaprio, who in this game, the dogs by model. replaced. Again proves shrewd questioner also be special knack for children. A girl who is charged as a former Betting guest, he dismisses with the words: “It’s great that we have seen each other again, maybe we’ll see you later, if you’re tall it again and then let’s see whether the Life was good to you, or maybe not. “
” No tears will accompany us “
appearance Samuel Koch. With Til Schweiger in tow, he promoted his new movie. The “Wetten, dass ..?” In accident actor must ask embarrassing questions and comments now. There are phrases like: “Let us share in your life” and “We always hug when we see you.” This blatant smear can increase blood pressure in anger in the audience.
More aboutMarkus Lanz slips the situation completely, as it forces the paraplegic cooking to gernervten answers. Schweiger makes things then right around and wrestle the whole “Wetten, dass ..?” – Couch to participate in the Samuel Koch Foundation from. If yes for a good cause. That Hollywood star Ben Stiller and “Tatort” -Börne Liefers were still there, one has since been forgotten again.
The lance predecessor Elstner, Lippi and Gottschalk stayed away from the spectacle as a precaution. After more than three hours of TV martyrdom redeemed “The Count” Unheilig “go time” with his song and the eloquent verse: “No tears to accompany us,” the audience after over 1000 bets and 33 years, finally out of the entertainment Delirium .
Source: n-tv.de
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