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Jan Böhmermann has in the RTL show “daughter wanted” funneled easy to land a major coup Fake candidates. What hardly anyone knows: This is not the first fake genius satirist. We reveal five more.

. 1 Sigmar Gabriel in the SPD

Böhmer’s first major smuggling ploy. Four years before his birth mogelte Böhmermann comedian Sigmar Gabriel in the SPD. For the past 39 years this is working in the Social Democrats ever upward. He now leads the party as boss at

Böhmer’s goal. He wants to show the people’s parties that it takes only a chaotic party leader to destroy 150 years success story

Gabriel is the perfect staging. As the refugee crisis suddenly Angela Merkel brought into disrepute, Böhmermann committed ado Til Schweiger as a consultant for Gabriel to make him the undisputed number one in the unpopular politicians

What nobody knows. If Gabriel actually be inadvertently Chancellor, wants Böhmermann replace him with Vera Int-Veen.

. 2 Mario Götze Bayern

“When I’m Bremer born Werder-Fan,” Bohemian man once said. Of course that was just a cover. Deep inside his heart beats black and yellow. therefore Genial even the idea that came to him in March, 2013. He convinced the Dortmund club bosses of Mario Gotze Bayern infiltrate.

Record of Bavaria since Götze with them to mischief drives: 0 Champions League wins, 0 World Cup triumphs, not even indoor champion they have since become. Now the FCB tried to get rid of the fake footballer again. 50 million Lousy will bring them the whole business well. In Dortmund Watzke and Böhmermann

Fake candidate are still laughing in the arms for “daughter-wanted” introduced. Now RTL responding

3 , Donald Trump in the US election campaign

The announcement of Jan Böhmermann was unmistakable. Next week there will be the next big reveal: #trumpfake. Unambiguous evidence: On May 19, Jürgen will be from the lip in “Neo Magazine Royale” guest. One does not have to be especially resourceful in order to see clearly that it is the US presidential candidate Donald Trump a disguised Jürgen von der Lippe – without a beard and hair coloring understood

Böhmermann airs this coup but now because scored from the lip fear when really become Donald Trump President. Hillary Clinton can breathe.

. 4 Christian Rach in “The Restaurant Tester”

Even Christian Rach’s application was just too good to reject them for RTL. 1 Michelin star, various other cooking awards, to facial expressions and gestures of a Hollywood star. But Rach is only an artifact of Bohemian art.

But there is a difference to the “daughter wanted” -Streich: Here Böhmermann has acted out of self-interest. For what hardly anyone knows: Böhmermann’s restaurant mogul. In order to get rid of annoying competition, he rushed under amicable Using RTL Rach on restaurants throughout Germany. Rach ruined, Böhmermann conceded – as simple bill.

Evidence: Rach and Böhmermann never be seen together in public

. 5. Gerard Depardieu in Vladimir Putin

The French President Francois Hollande inability accused repeatedly. Here Hollande just acts as if he had no power to lead his country. In truth he staged together with his childhood friend Böhmermann an epochal coup, the largest facing since the collapse of the Soviet Union.

Hollande and Böhmermann sent Gérard Depardieu disguised as frustrated, alcohol-loving French to Russia. Vladimir Putin took the deserters to be happy, paid Dépardieu even from a Russian passport.

When exactly the bomb to explode, is still unclear. Currently Dépardieu trying to spy the Russian nuclear weapons program. His findings shared by the French Government and the German secret ZDF.

Note: This post is satire and not true

uproar in parliament.! CDU politician reads the abusive poem Böhmermann

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