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Tuesday, 24 May 2016
Even at the risk of being powdered and now paved, impaled with mascara sticks, smothered in hair spray mist or strangled with Hermès scarves: A woman as Bond is stupid. Whether it is a super woman.
This is politically totally incorrect, I know. And fully unfeministisch. But some things just do not go. Men can get even children. But from the beginning: In a vote on Twitter, it turned out that most Twitterer Gillian Anderson would like to see as the next Bond actor – if it would be for a woman. Sure, there are many actresses who so important a role as the Bond like in the portfolio would have – certainly Gillian Anderson. And it was and as Scully in “The X-Files” indeed still great, but I think there are limits! There are also quite roles for superheroes that could be presented in no case of men: Beginning with Mary Poppins on Supergirl to Catwoman. Imagine these roles “in Male ‘before! Now please do not: “But in” Mrs. Doubtfire “Robin Williams’ quasi” Mary Poppins “Yes, quasi, but he was not” Mister Poppins “, but Mrs. Doubtfire.
Why in Herrgotts or woman Gotts name must therefore now the role of agentigsten all agents, James Bond, to be held by a woman? Merkt because nobody how ridiculous that is? it speaks nothing against, to invent a new role for a Super agent! But you consider only the jokes that give it for men . would, Bond should be female, “Bond drinks instead Martini now Piccolöchen” would only be one of many attack surface that would offer himself
honestly, suppose there is a bond / IN-film will be shot – how should the performer withstand all the comparisons with the previous guys a chest hair toupee as Sean Connery have the slick charm of Roger Moore, the still aalglatteren charm of Pierce Brosnan, the earthiness and the pouting lower lip of a Daniel Craig – fits the yet front and rear not and for the bean counters. Timothy Dalton and George Lazenby are now times not
Women are so evil
the whole thing is quite ridiculous: after the search for a new was launched Bond and it came to blacks, gays and other groups such as, let’s say – very heterosexual oriented types – induced pull at the hair, came naturally now also more “fringe groups” – women, children, the sick, the elderly, fuss – to the crazy idea of having to make the next Bond from their ranks. Especially after Daniel Craig relatively unimpressed to expressed, again to give Bond:. Too many injuries, too many efforts, always the same, even more coal was the blassblauäugigen schweigsame behind the domestic oven – so far – not elicit
Yes, sure you’d scratch raise this new Bond Episode: from Miss Moneypenny could be a totally sweet office boy are M’s after years of female cast (Judi Dench) now back male (Ralph Fiennes), women are in their heart of hearts anyway much more creative and could therefore also super shooting lipsticks and heels invent jet-propelled, not to mention cars completely. A single woman is ultimately much more evil than all the villains together, so we are already looking forward the most for the scenes with the mud wrestling, because a few fights to be. Also a Jane Bond is their opponents can not stomp with bare arguments into the ground. Ugh, nasty, jingoistic, einzeller moderately – but true
To hell with political correctness
Even the man whose name is most frequently mentioned in connection with the Bond successor, Idris Elba says that he had no desire to be called the “black Bond”: “Sean Connery was also not the Scottish Bond.” And now comes “Scully” – the first extraterrestrial Bond? The first female Bond? Bond with instead of breasts? Monica Bellucci was in the last Bond the oldest Bond girl ever – and had sex with the four-year younger agents. The scene was absolutely fine and pointed out that Bond does not always need only cramming cuties to nibble on.
But change equal to all? Would not that be a bit as if a black actor to play the role of John F. Kennedy? That at least will Yaphet Kott, of “Live and Let Die” in 1973 as an evil Dr. Kananga to Bond’s life sought. He also says: “To hell with political correctness”, which actually affects him authentic, but made with Roger Moore for head shaking: “Bond should be British-English”, and by which he meant that a black Bond was unrealistic, a gay as well: “this is not what Ian Fleming thought when he created Bond,” says Moore
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So, do not get me wrong: women must be urgently directors, will be awarded with Oscar and Co, they have at least as much as their male counterparts earn and they may no doors remain closed. But no! You must not be Bond
PS:. The only woman Bond that there has been was Teresa Di Vicenzo (also known as Tracy) in “Her Majesty’s Secret”, played by Emma Rigg, the Bond (George Lazenby) marries, but is then shot by Blofeld.
Source: n-tv.de
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