Chuck Norris is 75 – Chuck Norris does not celebrate birthday … – Frankfurter Rundschau

March 10, 2015

The actor Chuck Norris is 75. (archive) Photo: REUTERS

… celebrating birthday it. Chuck Norris Action Actor, martial artist and hero of the “Chuck Norris Facts” is 75. He is congratulated on Twitter – thereby grab the users old and new Chuck Norris jokes from. . A network show

A hero of countless movies and jokes 75: Chuck Norris Action Actor and martial artist is a phenomenon that has long been considered Meme collection held in the network world. The “Chuck Norris Facts”, short jokes, in which Chuck Norris is always superior to belong to the Twitter hashtag like – on the birthday of actor even more than usual jokes of late-night talker Conan O’Brien and “Chuck Norris. Fact Generator “to have contributed significantly to the Chuck Norris jokes initially became popular.

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The Chuck Norris Facts accept the virility and strength of the roles of the actor – for example, in the series “Walker, Texas Ranger” – a ride. The jokes work on the principle “Chuck Norris does not eat honey. He chews bees.” . A form that is made for the 140-character service Twitter

And so the actor congratulated on Twitter in short joke form: “Chuck Norris celebrates not his birthday – his birthday celebrating him, “is now one of the most popular on Twitter Norris jokes. “Chuck Norris’s birthday today and beat all 75 candles with one hand edge of” proclaimsRaumgesundheit. “Chuck Norris blowing his birthday candles not. He looks at her and they go on their own from” tweetseileen_milu. “Chuck Norris throws a party … 100 meters far,” kalauert @ cordellcp3. . “Chuck Norris is only 75 when he decides it,” says the other handohdeingott

Also general Chuck Norris facts are unpacked at the great day of the actor on Twitter: “Grade learned: Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door and divide by zero “tweetsdattbo and @ Djamila0211 writes:” Arnold Schwarzenegger was a week in hospital after Chuck Norris had angestubbst him on Facebook Content Image “”

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Even with student protests dip the Chuck Norris Facts on. Photo: imago / man gold

A basic rule of Chuck Norris Facts Chuck Norris can do everything, even the most hopeless cases are not a problem for the actor and martial artist. This also looksmuellenholz on Twitter as “Chuck Norris today takes 12.30 clock line at the Capital Airport The opening ceremony is scheduled for tomorrow 7.30 clock ….”

Current events – in this case the announced end of the talk show Domian and presented on the eve of Apple Watch – are also often used in Chuck Norris jokes: “Chuck Norris Jürgen Domian quit convinced” tweetsich_Wais. Similarly, it also triesMirco_W: “Oh yes- and Chuck Norris does Domian !!!” he wrote on Twitter. “Chuck Norris does not have any clock. He decides what time it is,” was for him “THE Chuck Norris joke the day after the #AppleWatch” writesbichler_peter on Twitter.