Monday, January 16, 2017

Jungle camp, day 3: Too much feces for Kader Loth – n-tv.de NEWS

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Monday, 16. January 2017

By Verena Maria Dittrich

tit-Hanka cuddles suddenly with pelzigem animals, Sarah-Joelle has a pot Problem, and Dr. Wessi opened its office hours. Will he be able to squad’s lack of feces-affinity treat?

“Good morning, I am awake”, to chirps of Cologne English Speaker, formerly known as thriving, his comrades-in-arms. And as befits a man of the multilingual word, there are, almost as a Maraschino cherry on top, a few additional details: “I leave a bowl of urine.” Yes, Thank you, Urinator, that was exactly what you wanted to know.

On day 3, especially in the Team, “Snake Rock” the raw nerves, so at least with those, you get to face. Icke” Häßler lives, “actually, or have rats Honeys “Sack” him destroyed? Especially in the case of “La Toya” Loth the mood is expressed, optimistic, pretty popös, and this is all the more worse because you are sitting on your “ass bones”.

“feces is a piece of shit!”

As it is so there is, in the morning at Breakfast, chatted with fervor about the things that employ a in the early hours Of their own feces for example. Thriving and Fräulein Menke agreed that the color and consistency of the intestine extract play no insignificant role. As in the coffee grounds, you can read there his whole life! You have to take the feces only under the microscope. Is normal, makes – at least once a week. Finally, we want to know what the future will bring or what we have done wrong. “Undigested corn grain,” and, for example, eijeijei, something is wrong! Winterkorn, VW’s Manager, Erika Steinbach, CDU-Aussteigerin – entirely Undigested.

squad, zero feces-savvy, and can start with the Nahkoterfahrungen of the Camper nothing. “You look at? Feces, this is shit!” So much wisdom is admirable, early in the Morning! With this waddles, you psycho cookie Hanka also for the jungle test, which is called: “animals for Four.”

“animals for Four” asks linguist Loth, as hard the game wich explains the rules, “what is this in English?” Hartwich irritated: “Uh. That is to say: animals for Four.”

the squad and Hanka, as well as Gina-Lisa and Honey must now crawl in glass chambers, where they abfriemeln a couple of Screws and a Ball in a tube to throw. The jungle drama suggests that you will be dumped in creepy-crawlies over the head, and the weary body: rats, crabs, worms, cockroaches, spiders and what cute little critters.

This was day 3 in the jungle camp

the heroine of the day 1: Hanka, the rat tail-Streichlerin.

the heroine of the day 2: presenter Sonja, who takes on the Botox reports to your smooth face on the shovel.

quote of the day 1: “When a man has once loved a Person, it disappears completely.”

quote of the day 2: “don’t Insist!” (Majowski to Sarah to the mattress gate Joelle.)

confession of the day: Jensers twins were triplets.

In the next audit must: Kader and Sarah Joelle.

Panda-Lady squad has problems to understand the rules: “And how do I get to the Ball?” Hartwich, drops the article-gaffe almost from the Faith, warns: “Put on your safety glasses!” Squad with glasses on the head asks: “Where is the?” Can happen when the shadow takes over the function of one’s own perception.

“I consider the project to cancel”

The loth’s misery lasts as long as management brain need cells, to plunge into the suicide: ten seconds. She breaks off with the famous words to the test. A squad kotet not kakerlakt, a squad is hovering in your own bubble.

Gina-Lisa has problems in the chamber. Bad, the disgusting creatures, and then it crawls to a perhaps even to the neck, and pushes, no, the neck is off-limits. A bad experience, “the Mainstream media” have reported in detail about it.

by the Way: Hanka, can not touch any of the other people, with rodents have not been such problems. With other people, cuddling is not, with rats and cockroaches cuddle. Hanka-logic. You can understand, but you do not.

The audit wuppt, thanks to lächler Honey, the Team at “Base Camp”. Clearly, this is “pre-programmed squad” – the mood in the Team is “Snake-Rock”. “I’m thinking of cancel the project”, Miss Loth in the jungle telephone your displeasure. Supported the primeval tragedy of the thick tears that make their way through the five pounds of Mascara. How good that you are a psychologist Flori has a diploma in professional support. “This pressure in me, and strained me from the inside out!”, so the patient in your conversation therapy. Afterwards, Dr. Wessi way: “What good is it if you’re the Hero, but a human loser. And you’re not a loser.”

call therapeutically, it also goes with so many other more: Honey reported Majowski about the separation from his Ex-girlfriend, “GNTM”-Kim. “When a man has once loved a Person, it disappears completely.” Yes, life has played some jungle occupants bad: Broken hearts that do not comprehend English lessons, and occasionally verse, rather than the means to the end of existence in the tabloids and Internet portals. Celebrity be, even with the third add-on of the alphabet, is damn hard work.

But a confession goes to the heart. As Jenser his burden of the soul is chatting, and would like to take him to the loved one in the VOX-Arm: “We now have twins, but were triplets, we have lost a child that didn’t know, until now, still so many.”

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Sarah Joelle slowly begins to go with their Enjoyed belonging to the marble. Constantly makes problems where there are none. When armed with Majowski due to a wet mattress is still on your side, which is probably also due to the fact that you understand the discussion at any time. When you cook together, you but with celebrity chef, Gina-Lisa, because just the potatoes – you don’t believe it, wants to cook before they are eaten. In The Cooking Pot! The imagine that!

As Gina can cook-Lisa only potatoes in the cooking pot? Too much for Sarah Joelle: “Yeah, I don’t care, it’s me ega-hhhaaaal, whatever, I’m nothing, I’m just saying, so, I’m just saying, Yes, Yes, no, but a frying pan? Yes, a cooking pot, is okay, if you want to – whatever!”

think also of the audience and chooses you for this brilliant performance of the German art of acting promptly in the next jungle test.

Little tip for the health-loving jungle camp-reader: the toilet flushing a little time. The truth is in the toilet. In this sense, we are looking forward to day 4!

source: n-tv.de

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