From Johanna Bruckner
No, “Celebrity Big Brother” is not the “jungle camp”. Even though the makers in the second season increase the TV torture. Candidates such as Ronald Schill, “Judge Merciless”, and Claudia Effenberg, “Queen Mum of the players’ wives” is likely to push the cold: you braise long ago in the tabloid hell.
In the beginning is the lie. This is how it should for a proper psycho-experiment, and as such the consignment of Sat.1 is already pre-applied: Celebrity Big Brother – The Experiment. On the announcement posters is to see what that means. A house, top furniture store chic, down dungeon cliché, will host the twelve celebrities of the second season. And above all hovers even more Big Brother, the great, every interpersonal banality observed brother.
” Celebrity Big Brother “in 2014 From Cindy to Thommy
The poster gives an idea already: The so-called hell should provide quota after last year’s season flopped. Which brings us to the aforementioned lie. For the candidates pretend that basement meant for them a descent, is a sham. Those who take part in Celebrity Big Brother, has long been in the tabloid hell.
“He who endures the humiliations that we have prepared?” Asks Host Jochen Schropp at the beginning of the live show, “it became ‘ I am already a bit. ” He is neither diabolical nor rudimentary ironic. But simply as an overburdened henchmen of evil. No, Celebrity Big Brother is not the jungle camp, it is the continuation of all those reality TV formats, the members of a so-called underclass show mercy. With one difference: The celebrities know as opposed to the layman very well what they are getting into. (And be better paid, in addition to the Gage waves to the winner a prize of 100,000 euros.)
Goethe’s Faust struggled with himself and the devil before he began his soul as betting deposit. The candidates of Celebrity Big Brother have overthrown the devil in the arms, body and soul, for media coverage and so something like fame. The main protagonists in Mephisto Club:
Ronald Schill Barnabass
of sins: Where to begin, where to end? Was in the nineties of the tabloids nicknamed “Judge Merciless” missed (partly because he is a woman who had scratched ten cars to two years probation condemned as a criminal judge); was in the early 2000s, Deputy Mayor and Senator for Interior Affairs of Hamburg, but made mainly as a political Intrigator talked about (he tried his rivals Ole von Beust to blackmail with his homosexuality); a cocaine scandal exposed the hardcore lawyers later than hypocrites. Meanwhile, he confesses quite openly about his true character: “obsessed with power, intemperate, greedy for Women” (quote from Schill’s Big Brother audition tape)
Hell Job:. Full clear Schill is bought as the right hand of the devil. Will probably spend a lot of time in the basement and then let announced that it was Pillepalle compared to his normal place of residence, a favela in Rio de Janeiro. Will tell on this occasion probably that he lives there with two women and the last time “before starting” two weeks did not have sex
views of the Star-sky:. no. But he celebrated too passionate to Beelzebub. Hell, yes
Claudia Effenberg
of sins: You shall not covet your neighbor kicker husband. Indeed, the former Claudia Strunz but then and left her own footballer husband for the husband of her friend: Stefan Effenberg. That was years before van der Vaart affair. Co-presenter Cindy aus Marzahn they therefore probably rightly called the “Queen Mum of all players’ wives”. With Stefan Claudia was recently closing – via Facebook. In the social media age, a mortal sin, the teenager know
Hell Job:. The 48-year-old hopes his own words on the role as a container-mom. In the house she makes her home economics skills equal to the test by making inventory. Is relieved when they discovered their favorite champagne in the champagne bucket and diet coke in the fridge
views of the Star-sky:. A willingness is to step into the spotlight in any case present . Her last words in the studio: “Where is the camera Ah, there!”
Michael “Wendler” Wendler
of sins: arrogance. Has earned the nickname “the Wendler” self-awarded, can be required, however, entitle as “King of the Schlagerpop”. Likes to speak in the third person by himself
Hell Job:. the fool. In single Wendler says phrases like, “I think I’ve become chillier in recent years a bit.” And in the same breath: “I’m the hottest bitch in the world – but that has netted me an image of swagger.” A bit of fun must be in hell. Oh no, that was this other crooners …
views of the Star-sky: no (chosen by the audience first in the basement). But in village discos, they will probably play a few more years “She loves the DJ”
Janina “the Teppichluder” Youssefian
of sins. Dieter Bohlen. With the beginning of the millennium Janina had an affair. The couple met among others in the areas of Janina damaligem employer, the office was above a carpet store. Where they have there never had sex, Janina stresses before they moved. The broken flown lovemaking that made them known at the time, had taken place in a rather Zuschneideraum. “I’m Persian – Persian carpet – carpet bitch,” she reconstructs her nickname
Hell Job: Lucifer’s playmate.. Yes, there was also something with Lothar Matthäus, and Kim “Dotcom” Schmitz –
perhaps views of the Star-sky: Had to move directly into the basement.. Any questions
Mario-Max Prinz zu Schaumburg-Lippe
of sins: lack of decency. Settled once with kidnapping victim Natascha Kampusch chauffeured by Salzburg
Hell Job:. of the nobility. Well, its title is indeed shopped – but this drop height, he should sometimes end up in the cellar, and there laughs the producer-heart
views of the Star-sky: Visiting the! Viennese Opera Ball will remain the highest for him. But perhaps Richard “mortar” liar falls on this occasion indeed another nickname as “tits-Prince” (“I like like to bosom”) a. . Super Mario or something
the sake of completeness: The following celebrities – “in quotes above and below” (quote Cindy aus Marzahn) – also burn in hell: Ex-Bachelor Paul Jahnke, Ex-Bachelor -Buhlin Ela Tas, former Commissioner and current TV policewoman Alexandra Rietz, ex-Who-is-millionaire candidate Aaron Troschke, Ex-New-German-wave singer Hubert Kah, ex-Linde Road Actress Liz Baffoe and ex- Pornstar Mia Magma.
At the end is the honesty. “What can we expect from you?” Asks Moderator Schropp co-presenter Cindy aus Marzahn. “Nothing,” replied the.
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