Sunday, March 27, 2016

Perfect Celebrity Dinner: from soymilk and serial killer stalls – n-tv.de NEWS


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 Monday, 28 March 2016

 
 
 


  By Verena Maria Dittrich
 


 


 
 Smoker Helena sees in soy acute cancer risk, Menderes sizzles way around what and Dr. Darwin philosophizes up a will Spanish. Only Nathalie seems to guard a murderous secret. the previous tenant of her house were concreted in the bathroom?

 


 
 

“He must still focusing learning in itself,” says Dr. Darwin about Menderes and gives him a spiritual eagle owl candle to the Jungle King can clean his messie-even one-bedroom Butze from evil spirits. It takes in the cottage actually much more urgent moist be wiped!

The bachelor apartment is not only a chaotic impression, but looks so pathetic in that you prefer wants to offer itself to there times Vessel to make. Extra for Jungle Special Celebrity Dinner is Menderes but shuffled to Ikea and bought plates, table decoration and cutlery for guests David Ortega, Helena Prince and Nathalie people. The sweet Ewok who cope sizzles his judgments on two miserable hotplates, although bangs neatly salt and a splash of perfume on the eggplant slices, but as long as you can rinse the palate Graus with water, everything is half as bad.



soy – the evil carcinogen

This finds Helena Fürst that after the starter, a puny Knifte with some humus accumulation of potato chips, first cozy one infects. Immediately she is turned on by Ortega from the side, whether it would be okay if they in Menderes’ rabbit hole a by blows. Finally needs to sleep because yes. “So listen to me,” the princess echauffiert itself, “I smoke, I smoke since I was 16, 15 or 14, but my lungs are completely pure!” Real crazy that the princess is not worried about her lungs, but gets the crisis, as Nathalie – “We are the people” – wants to foist her a dessert with pure soy milk. “Soy makes you stupid and causes cancer,” the grumpy Glimmstängel-Nucklerin.

After opening chef Menderes has garnered more praise for his strange hotplates composition, Dr. Darwin Ortega, his guests tried to maximum impress. The short succeeds with a shack that is not his. Pride of the philosopher performs the noble, foreign chambers: “Each chair is unique, there are of each two”. Momentchen, may now think of so many, I am just interrogated? Of course not, because Germany Spanish art philosopher can not splash out, make known his ortegischen wisdom. “He is much smarter in genuine, in the jungle, he was rather only philosophically go,” said a friend of the “On-All-stayer”.

The man with the “activated Cojones” convinces with its ” food of fools “and in hindsight glad not only to his” to have been rated externals “. “There are many people who value external weights, they are trying to work from the outside in, but this is more difficult than work from the inside out.” Hamse now understood? Not? That’s what happens, because you eat too little “down-home, Spanish cuisine”!



cameo Elvers besides Manager

 Bodenständig Beyond even with Nathalie people that served a “traditional Ukrainian dish Paprika”, that is exactly so, and optionally can be eaten with bread and steamed eggplant. The apartment of the “bigwigs subsidiary” is optically at least as impressive as the poem by Erlkönig a taught as a child how to shudder. Everything is kept in the worst Gelsenkirchen Baroque: brown curtains, a huge brown wall unit, brown carpets, brown suspended ceilings – the perfect setting for a rotation about: “Help, my neighbor is an assassin and serial killer”

Superb is the brief appearance of Jenny Elvers besides Bald-husband and Nathalie Manager, Steffen, bring the “by Wolfgang Joop very fond Abgeknutschten” some quick napkins, because they are their own namely draufgegangen likely to cover the skeletons in the closet .

“Naaaaathalie” which is not so important there, whether it correctly now “aperitif, digestif or Apela … um” or something like that, would, if it is finished cooking, perhaps something to study with “media”. . No stupid idea if her for almost forty years older millionaire Otto suddenly choked on an apple while Snow White just nachschminkt lips

“past is past”

For this – and the you really have to emphasize again – is their Butze really very “culturally”. In the hallway emblazoned on a huge wood paneling, the insignia of the previous tenant, which, as it looks in the bathroom may have been there immured equal. But let’s not be so critical, rather look to the future and listen David aphorisms about life and the past. Yes, “the past is the past that you can say so, that the past is past.”

For the past also heard that Nathalie’s grandfather used to be was a pilot and “the first dog sent to the moon” , Ortega can not believe what he hears: “Dog on the Moon How now Hihi, haha, hääääää??”



shoes! Quiet! ! Stop

A hostess of the moon is the “state-certified business economist incl college entrance.” Helena Prince: “Shoes!”, Keep your face! “Making Stop joking!” She admonishes the three organ pipes that constantly come to the crooked idea to drive her into her Plastedeko table Parade and the audacity to replace the artificial flowers against a real arrangement. For the woman who “half of Europe knows” are with her dinner almost lega matic effort to entertain the hungry crowd: “I am now in the entertainment business – I think I can cry, laugh, dance!”

<. p> for crying is also Helena mushroom cream sauce that is as “slimy” that David complains careful, may stifle equal. For patronize halfway the falafel at pimientos and the “Botox Boy” extra flown Sachertorte. In the house Prince hospitality is just very important!

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From now on, all Helena whiners like to be concreted immediately in Nathalie’s bathroom! What possibly would not be so bad as to life imprisonment an autograph card from the “It’s cool to be an asshole.” – Having to ask a performer on the night table

The most points at the end of ortegische philosopher retracted. Its menu has the jungle graduates best tasted. Since it went perhaps even from the inside out, or was it vice versa?

  Source: n-tv.de
 


 

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