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Tuesday, August 18 2015
Miss Platnum wants to be picked up, Bella Garcia wants to see smooth moves and 27 Popstar- candidates want a life in the spotlight. Problem: voice alone is not enough .
Oooh, Aaah, ummm: Because it 100 charts is only one girl band in the current top, it’s time to change that. “Popstars”, the mom of all talent shows, is back on German television, RTL 2. And who better plan to seek it for suitable girls, as a pure Women’s jury that was there: “Walking Dead” – Twin Bella “Michonne” Garcia, Miss Platnum and Stefanie Heinzmann, “the Young and Wild” by Stefan Raab.
In the new edition of the 27 candidates must not only sing, but also dance to. Miss Platnum is especially important to find “real girls and real personalities”, “Girls” that dominate the “perfect bandwidth”. Problem: With Dancing is meant primarily booty shaking. And please do not as a Brauereipferd from left and right, but like a cat in heat who wants to be climbed. The whole thing is supposed to finally look like what, like Coach Bella notes.
“Bitch, Bitch, Bäm” and “just mega”
Not only the girls, but also the jurors are “fully excited.” Each individual must be in an “audition” the critical eavesdroppers of Platnum, Heinzmann and Garcia make. And as they toddle on, Girlie Girlie and sing for the mold from the cheese. Next problem: Everyone can sing “mega” and “super toll”, at the same time they are but as entertaining as a snowball on a hot stove. Where is Detlef D! Soost when you need him? Where is the drama? Where is the verzickte attitude?
The blue-haired Miss Platnum is trying “to find individuals”. But some girls her sing just “beyoncémäßig” to. It can surely not be true that one has divas in a “fresh tape” that work! No, that has nothing to do do with music for Smurfette
Alena Fischer with its almost 16 years, the youngest candidate. “Wow is the sweet, boah is the cuddly,” Heinzmann squeals entranced in Kuschel mode , Even Sophie from Kleinmachnow Although “mega”, the jury but unfortunately “not yet picked up.” But then enters Timea from Thuringia the stage and rapping something about Nicki Minaj, which is mostly about oral sex (“Suck a big dick”). Finally it’s so far: The stark Jury “Sisters” feel “picked fully mega”. “Bitch, Bitch, Bäm” – That’s what feminism 2015.
“Nothing that you can do along the way”
Miss Platnum finds that in. a proper pop star “vote is very important” and although Larissa can indeed sing beautifully in Herzebrock, they can not so “beautiful dance”. Some girls turn to sing “clean” to “too nice” and thus can “touch too little” “angelic” and. Yes, it’s not so easy, despite having “good vibrations” and the “right vocal color”
Suddenly it gets really philosophically:. The Düsseldorf student Patricia, named Patti, has recognized that “Popstars “nothing is,” what you can do along the way “. To be a real star, you have to make an effort and that the girls all want, as they say. Stardom is just cooler than get an education or high school. If they do not succeed in “Popstars” on the big stage, they must return to their “normal life” – and that would really be “fully stupid,” as Patti finds. Yes, normal life can be really cruel “Bitch”.
The fact that the young women of today have greater dreams to become as an office assistant, also proves the 25-year-old Maria from Leipzig. The “Classic Glitter Girlie” opens for its future fans (O-Ton Platnum), along the lines of: “Haste what biste who!” her walk-in closet. Particularly proud of the blonde is on her shoe collection. And on her “Gucci” – and “Louis Vuitton” clothes in the Stardoll! And on the empty “Moët” -Champagnerflaschen that it has shelved, instead of pepper in the glass container.
Hot “Wum Wum Wum” commands
As previously announced, will be the “total package” wanted. Voice alone is not enough. Moderately divas like Mariah Carey rumfuchteln with arms that one accidentally pops the neighbor, is also quite bad! Why should the girls show in a “Dance-Training”, whether they have it a few “cool moves”. Sergeant Bella, driven by whipping demons, mimes Drill Instructor Detlef. Small difference: From D! Soosts “Pam Pam Pam” voice prompts are “Wum Wum Wum” commands. But please Grazie! “I want to see that it is soft,” says dance Wumme Bella.
Read more aboutQuestion: Does a girl band only when female hips swinging, wags the breasts and lolls in a bikini on a wet hood? The complete female jury could propose it: We do not dance, as if we were pointed as neighbor Lumpi, today’s woman does not need to curry favor, we have it in hand. But no, here also shows that groups of girls in the background of men are made. Men pulling the strings, with the girls earn the thick ash and whip them five years on the stages until they are burned out and run back to mom.
In the Dance Academy have it from 27 candidates only 18 made. The others were music dramatically useless and have the jury “not collected”. In North Rhine-Westphalia electrical fitters are incidentally desperately wanted.
Source: n-tv.de
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