Otto is a sweet, little rat, none of these Igittgitt critters that can be found in the sewer when one descends deep. You have rats do not like, but can sympathize with Otto anyway. For Otto is the new mascot of “Celebrity Big Brother” (Sat.1).
And if you say, Celebrity Big Brother, that’s not the “jungle camp” for the poor, then you can imagine how it is Otto fared in the first episode might have. Because in the fourth season is there this petting zoo for C-celebrities actually pains to be its claim as “hardest hostel” in the world. Ask Otto
Otto now lives at the bottom in the Celebrity Big Brother house. That’s like getting two parts. Above, in the Bel-floor, stay a little less unknown C-celebrities, people like the Uschi Glass son Ben Teewag or the non-multi-wife of Uwe Ochsenknecht, Natasha. Below the lives, well, celebrity rabble. People whose names you do not have to remember because they have been forgotten again at the latest at the moment when they fly out of the house. The actress Dolly Dollar, for example, or Stephen Dürr ( “Unter Uns”), a soap opera actor. A lovable but tragic figure, he was yet properly known only at the moment when he so unhappy bounced when diving with Stefan Raab, he injured his cervical spine. “TV total” up.
Hell is now a little deeper
Heaven and Hell. Alas, this hell is in the fourth season another floor slipped deeper. Below is more basement, below is sewerage. And that gives an idea of the direction in which the journey of this format goes.
In the very first episode experienced our droll ornamental rat Otto scenes to describe the out Child protection Laws actually prohibits. If we do it at this point anyway, it’s only because the Internet already overflowing with indignant comments. Provoked has a transsexual woman with breasts so large that the Bundestag will vote as early as the next parliamentary term on a weapons permit requirement for silicone breasts. This woman called Edona James, her role is the drama queen. And they played so convincingly that kind-hearted viewers could suppress with difficulty choking.
Edona James is a miracle of cosmetic surgery. Breasts, lips, buttocks, all sprayed artificially. Well, those are other candidates as Cathy Lugner also, the wife of the same building tycoon, is well-known that it can be flown to Vienna Opera Ball prima donnas as bracelets. But at Edona James, the surgeon has just also made “snip-snap” as Désirée Nick smugly, the new co-host alongside Jochen Schropp. 2015 still himself a candidate in Celebrity Big Brother, this year successor for Cindy aus Marzahn.
A candidate invents the “Psycho-Honder”
the need to distinguish themselves as female female, the lady has been to the nudie-dating show” Adam studied Eva “(Sat.1) lived. Now they went even further. Just arrived in the sewers, she fingered the only artificially aufgepolsterte rump of another candidate whose name escapes us unfortunately again – and then also their vagina. Penis comparison, only among women. Who won, this response we will spare you.
and the loud thinking about the question of whether there are candidates that need to be taken into custody from themselves. These behavioral problems inmate who managed to stigmatize in one fell swoop all transsexuals, was one of them. A woman who will be remembered as the inventor of the neologism “Psycho-Honder” in the annals of the consignment. What the purpose of this freak show pretty much describes: “. A psycho-Honder is a word, if people always have something”
We would like to make a minute of silence for gasoline and other ornamental rat insert that Sat.1 has exposed in the sewers to make the people’s life even more uncomfortable than it already is anyway, without daylight and vegetarian home cooking (celery & amp; kohlrabi). What seems to these animals actually to?
spectator tweets directly in Webstudio quoted
Not the rats were the problem, but the candidates to viewers outraged on Twitter overlooking Edona James. Your Echo flows neurdings directly in the program with a. Aaron Troschke, the winner of the second season of “Celebrity Big Brother” may, quote funny tweets in a single dedicated Webstudio. The level corresponds to the jokes with which he otherwise viewers of his YouTube channel “Hey Aaron !!!” happy / scared / upset. To the penis comparison between Edona and her rival he pecked following Firecracker Tweet out: “Young Researchers with Edona and Jessy.”
One can now only hope for Otto, that the focus of the program shifts quickly on the waistline. At the candidate it should not be. At this mixture of “Puffbanausen, Fantasy Adel, It-girls, whose names have never heard of, and mums in menopause” as Désirée Nick described the cast. The author, who writes down her these gags is probably still the same person who had supplied their joggingbehoste predecessor. But “La Nick” is simply “La Nick”. A woman who is known from the theater. A true diva. If they lasciviously lolling in skintight glitter dress on a chaise lounge and sprayed its venom, it is equal to a trace of evil.
Yet, most candidates behave however as one would expect from media professionals. Above all, Ben Teewag, 40, the enfant terrible of the Boulevard, for assault repeatedly convicted. Record-breaking 250,000 Euro should have paid him Sat.1 as Gage. Allegedly. But rumors are part of the business. The audience was presented the Uschi Glass son to kick off as cute boy next door: “There are so`nen Ben, walking through the headlines and so` NEN Ben, with whom I have to go through the day and maybe is in. this broadcast from Bens a total Ben. “
But who knows what he is still capable of when the viewer only from the sky in him have chosen hell? If the Sat.1 now considered the favorite hyped Natascha Ochsenknecht ( “ox-stick”) until each device with the Chauvi the nation, Marcus Prinz von Anhalt? Please pray for Otto that he even witnessed the end of this season. His predecessor, a hamster, passed away after the third season.
Rest in Peace, Little Bro ‘!
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