Real ey, Legat! Since the last day to do little else than the already hutzelig wrung brain stalling on the lookout for another Helena Fürst pun even further, the mediocre “Prince Grump-nich” saves for times of need, in order to call in another, guarantees pending Motzauftritt at a jungle audit; as they sing all day Barry White’s “You’re the prince, the Last, My Everything” before – and then a Thorsten comes Legat and skin just so the brachial-poetic naming out, let you the vielschwänzigen Kneifmundmamsell only bestowed may: “The has yet achieved nothing – the Furzfrau!”
His Fury still circled it around the little detail that Helena had set up on Day 5 at the post-audit statement the entirely untenable claim, Thorsten was, like all the others, pulled the money for the camp. “?! Watts should I with the carbon The I deserve a month, intra week I deserve the shit”, Toto raged himself into a rage, on the best way to beat the so far best footballers quote in regard to their own riches: Marko Arnautovics ” I deserve so much, I can buy your life! ”
How does the mere Thorsten
“I get goose bumps, I could cry – I am fully Steiger pure”?, Thorsten moderated his transformation. And at home it is not a yes differently because you think now happened’s, now the time has come, now he snapped finally out entirely. Buckle up, please, off you go wild mouse!
But then Thorsten struggling at the last moment nor even down. Previously, even a few months ago, he’d be freaked out so correctly, says Thorsten and unfortunately leaves the interesting for nuclear power plant technicians Detail open as he cooled off meanwhile be Mütchen just before the meltdown. He snackt Elefantentranquilizer how other people jelly banana? He skin regularly with a lavender hammer on the head? One does not know.
The only certainty: The muscle mountain circled and gave birth to a Furzfrau. That’s unfortunate for Helena, but make sense for the rest of the season because an opponent is nothing worth, if he has no good name. Much really saying, for “Furzfrau”: The title is combined with the real name of the so called putzig to “FuFü” be abbreviated, but at the same time something mandatory by its radical physicality archaic (compare: “The Biter”).
Every hero needs an opponent
Given Helena’s insatiable Publicitygier not unimportant: The name is good excellently as a movie title, should immediately pending the cinematic exploitation of their life story. Whether the strip rather martial action film (“The Return of Furzfrau – From the Hartz to hell”) or sensitive melodrama (“Furzfrau – terminus scorpion sting”) is? It will be interesting.
Batman has the Joker, Sherlock Holmes and Moriarty its Neo the preppy Agent Smith to (toasty and secretly a bit) to boost Bern repeatedly at him. A Thorsten Legat has now officially launched its Furzfrau. It is understandable that he there to celebrate the day ever anlasslos bodice stores to be recommended by the way even for the next “Hulk” production of Laienspielgruppe Remscheid-Trecknase.Furzfrau. Could also have draufkommen itself,
ey Comforting though. Not only you yourself obviously has problems finding words, also in the camp was on day 6 stammered extensively on these topics:
- Australian fauna: Helena, the fart-free woman, returns from the test refusal and is asked by her Mitcampern why she has the test deprived from the outset. Helena’s reasoning in the examination (“Since these critters fly again! From top Auffen head!”) Does not sound really good, so she says vaguely of an animal threat. “What animals?”, You want to know. “All the animals!” Replies Helen and provides the testing in the absence of differentiated-zoological vocabulary so so out as if potentially the entire crew of the Noah’s Ark herniedergeprasselt on them. Logistically certainly tricky, but maybe a nice suggestion for the Camp-Orga
- Oh, apropos Orga. So would the Furzfrau, Prägerin the technical term “Konfro” probably denote the sexual climax. Renaissance man David meandered in its submissions on this issue, however, little targeted around “. Orgasm Orrrr gas MUST – I’m under question,” he initially writhing in the survey in the jungle telephone to get the concept then one on the zero grade to approach Haiku: “…. Satisfied Satisfactory orgasm orgasm, satisfaction”
But David would not be the multiple professor who he is, he would not follow up on a strictly scientific definition. An orgasm, please be attentive amateur sexologists, is therefore “a sort of point where you reach a limit where we say:. From here I can sleep” Not to be confused with the so Ortegasmus – which is namely a kind of sentence where you reach a limit where we say:
- “4.5″
- Even Nathalie’s face brought some campers in Wortfindenot: Sophia shoots at (situated visually already halfway into the metamorphosis to Dolph Lundgren) Brigidde against blassnasige model “I do not like the expression.” Together you try to rename the disturbing phenomenon:
Sophia: “It is arrogant balla-balla.”
Brigidde: “Balla Balla-”
Sophia: “Stuff balla-balla!”
Both (singing): “Balla-Balla, o-ho, Balla-Balla.”The technical term for Nathalie’s little friendly expression, but nothing in her mood, but simply with her face base structure has to do the rest position, by the way “Resting Bitch Face”, RBF shortly. The technical term for the Balla Talk of Sophia and Brigidde is “Dada for very, very poor.”
- Only one question remains, how to to call the underpants imitation of Sophia, with whom she moved together with Jürgen for treasure hunt. “You have to bring eggs with the butt to burst, and out it goes through the mucous canal”, described Daniel Hartwich their job – who was there just at home on the sofa toasty on Wegnicken, crack in this description, startled eyes. And saw Sophia in a Winzbuxe in goo splashing. Called the rear sight panties, ass cord, string back? Pfff, but just ask your Thorsten!
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