Daniela Katzenberger has again written a book. “A chick is Mama” it says, and it’s a 248 pages long trip to the banal, pink-colored world of pregnancy Reality TV blonde. It is learned that Katzenberger stands on Zodiac and that has already sung the baby in the belly of the biggest hit of his grandfather: Anita! Nevertheless, is the child Sophia Cordalis and came on August 20, born healthy. Just in time for the Frankfurt Book Fair will appear “Be smart, stand stupid” gradually “My book about love” Katzenbergers third written work. But 248 pages with the words and thoughts of Daniela Katzenberger can be damned exhausting. We have read the book for you and help you because by
The most disturbing chapter.
faint-hearted readers is strongly recommended that the chapter “The Toffifee test” skip. At disturbing is the view in the Katzenberg’s family life. They are tough? Here you go -. But you have been warned
“My mother’s firm belief that it can identify (…) if a woman is hopeful She says that the nipples on the can be seen which are then namely dark, she calls the Toffifee nipples So I could not make a visit home in October 2014 without my mother said:.. ‘Dani, Unbutton your blouse on time!’ Practiced handle in the BH (…). I was just on Sunday mornings with dressing gown open in the kitchen and presented me again of my best and most naked page in full double-D splendor (…), as Papa Peter suddenly drowsily came up behind me just inspected my mother. Poor Dad Peter! ” Poor readers
The most embarrassing places.
Daniela Katzenberger’s second book is called “A chick is Mama” and is just in Plassen Verlag.
usually have to do with the Katzenberger mother Iris. An example:
“I: ‘. Mom, I’m pregnant’ You: Pause: stirred the coffee mug, looking at me, you:. Pause I: ‘Lucas and I have a baby.’ You: ‘!. Finally from Greek cannelloni what good comes out anyway’
Or, if it is too intimate:
“You have ever thought about how hard it is mistaken (..) to untenrum shave, (…)? Because you have to be very brave but: If you think you namely the thing between your legs to move the hair to the body, do not you come past the sight of your labia. Omigod! I swear to you, something you have not seen (…). Those things are big monster. I have my only called rags. “
Who is prone to Fremdscham, the chapter should” leave out letter to the Baby “better all over. Is just eerily cheesy as it sounds.
sets that are guaranteed not from Daniela Katzenberger itself:
“primipara are the perfect victim. I never would have believed what you so everything can turn on, so just because you have no idea and thinks you need the essential. “To reflect.
” soreness in breasts? I had never and my breasts with me for quite a time. . (Without having the famous play ever seen) So I did the next two days on Imaginary Invalid “high culture reference Please
sets that guarantees submitted by Daniela Katzenberger itself?!
“I have shame because none at all. ? Why should they. “Is
” If I could tinker my baby, as I baked my dream man, then it would look like this: my beauty and Lucas’ intelligence. ! Ready, basta, from “
What will be the book:
Pregnancy diary and a counselor in a with memos for the readers to whom. Katzenberger wisdom are like:.. “Pregnant tears are tears of happiness” or “Do not think you will not get pregnant even without pill” Really true
What the book really is:
A but please marry little hidden inviting Parents Father Lucas Cordalis, Daniela Katzenberger at last. The fact that the ring is missing, is mentioned at least once per chapter.
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