It is a picture for the ages: Thorsten Legat is listening blindfolded to the sound of the faucet. The Ex-professional footballer and jungle camp Veteran has fallen on knees, has turned the ear gene jet of water, he must be self-dosing, it is controlled to let in a glass of gurgling. A Hand Legat like a mixture of blind seer, and plusterig phrasiere “Deutschland sucht collected the Superstar”-singing bastard, he’s trying, the moments at which the glass is filled, but not overflowing.
“I fear,” barmt it with a thin little voice. It looks like a monk of a meditation practice, it is a devotional image, from the Haikus and a philosophical hardness of the issues to carve: When the faucet gurgles, and no Legat is there to hear his gurgle – gurgles of cock yet?
Or, in the own words of the Wasserlassers: “The water bubble is always dull, dull, dull, and then the celebration is in the evening.”
“is Bright bald or dark bald head”
It is one of the more spectacular pairings of “beat the Star”-history: Thorsten Legat against the former casting show candidates dance teacher Detlef D! Soost, is now in Fitness. It is also a battle of the Catchphrases, “Kasalla” against “PamPamPam”. “Bright bald or dark bald head”, is called it in his tight T-Shirt dress is striking wedge-shaped Soost. “The biggest Fight of the year”, whispers the announcer from the Off, as the presidential election campaign Trump against Clinton was Austen against this duel, only a small squabble in the Jane book club.
legate is after ten Games is significantly behind, as he wins the all-important water game. Cheated he should have, at the glasses, over, peeked, you can read immediately after this round many on Twitter. Anyway, really: Tedious eyeglasses Schmuh would make these moments even bigger, because behind Legate zenhaft offered Connoisseur truthfulness would be then, after all, a very impressive acting performance. A schundig sublime Moment in a over long distances, dull evening. The extremely irritating Legat cal forearm tattoo, you can apply its water louse fight: “blood, honour, Pride & wouldn’t be there; family.”
Until then, was the evening as a coffee journey, the one half part brandy-tempered and irony, because that would be very funny – and then quickly realize that every Laugh, does in truth only really hurts. At the beginning you chuckle about the contrast between the testosterone gegockel of the two candidates, and the silly little game, need to complete: candles by means of a balloon escaping air to blow out, to struggle along. > > > >
Almost six hours, the overlooks not work properly
you can laugh, It fits almost too well into the stereotype that Legat triumphed in the very first game in a hasty victory pose incorrectly and two still – burning candles. And that Moderator Elton must explain the rules of simple games endlessly, until everyone understands. In the end it will be the longest “beat the Star”show. Nearly six hours the duel, you can quickly laugh it takes.
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Moderator Elton
most of the knowledge of pain games. You want to radicals at home out of old Sauce and whatever else is paint just so there’s immediately a large-scale portrait of the sensational Soostschen thinking face: In what country is a man by the name of van der Bellen recently won an important election? Hm, no idea. “Holland, I thought now”.
A couple of games more, it is seemingly in trouble: “Who is this?” it is important to recognize the supposedly well-known people. Claus Kleber elicited legate only a laments “Oh, jeez!”, also, the DFB President Reinhard Grindel is the Ex-Kicker completely foreign. Frank-Walter Steinmeier identified Soost meanwhile, as the “Horst Seehofer”. Nico Rosberg will recognize both immediately.
Watt is datt a hack?” is a Great perplexity and then again when Angelique Kerber: “everything Legat to your image, and at home you feel when you watch yourself shabby, because it had enjoyed in the run-up to a fine Trash-night. One escapes into the fantasy of the trainees, the cuts in the commercial break hastily with the nail scissors pictures of Schweini and Poldi to be able to bring the game to the end.
Text picture and sound drop out, it is a beautiful Moment
the result and the game are since become unimportant, actually it is – Gaffer and Trash-Puler, it is now time, know which one of these short fuses-boys first lose the version want. If you missed the broadcast, you can re-enact them easily at home by turning two of the steam pots on the high-pressure and watching what happens.
Interestingly, the car is a race to the drive through a mud obstacle course, immediately you want a Legat Car show, working title: “The hatred parked”. Or a documentary, to accompany him on a crowded Saturday of Advent when shopping at a Swedish furniture store, or an Irish textile discounter.
Between bulking nüstrigem Christmas scent-sniffer memory and dexterity exercises with a wooden sword Soost place the Hand on heart as in the pledge of allegiance. Again and again he knocks gently on the chest – apply it as just in itself, the Tellington Touch technique, which is used otherwise, for example, to calm a concerned alpacas?
The watch is meanwhile the pulse again, if it is not recognize in the next game, once again a few politicians to which parties Schäuble, Stoiber, Lindner, the car belonging to the servant, unable to say Legat, only Frauke Petry can Soost associate spontaneously right. Then, a couple of Dodge ball throws, place, a piece of string with the mouth. A short picture and sound drop out, it is a beautiful Moment, Detlef D wins! Soost in the 15., the decisive round in the end but still a tight duel.
“Please forgive me, Angelique, Yes? Your Thorsten.”
Always dull, dull, dull it was, and then was at about 2 o’clock in the evening.
Who rolls after that, sleepless in bed, can read Legat at half past four in the morning, a Facebook Posting from Thorsten, in which he asks Angelique Kerber sorry for “this poor level”. “You’re just holding the German number one in Tennis”, is he raving on about in the associated drain-Video. As it would not be just as bad, if he had referred to any other, not top-sportel people in public as a “hatchet face”: “I hope and desire sincerely that you accept my apology. Please forgive me, Angelique, Yes? Your Thorsten. Bye.”
A couple of comments including writes Detlef Soost: “Angelique takes you to the not bad I think. These are just the ones waiting that you make a mistake and rush like crazy to self-distract.” Or stop those who find that this remark and the subsequent nonchalanter belittling – to the Premium transmission time of a woman’s image will be demonstrated, it would be urgent to discuss.
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